superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when...
Dear Alan,
Remember that time I could sort of find your house and then I thought I broke your doorknob? That was cool. We should do that again....
if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army...
(via stellar-kitten-pants)
squirtle’s face tho