July 15th, 2015
Breaking News!
President Santorum plans to select two teens from each state, one gay and one lesbian between the ages of 12 and 18, to be placed in an arena to fight to the death in a televised spectacle.
“The lone victor of this fight will serve as a reminder to other gay Americans of the kindness we demonstrate to them each day by letting them live. “
said President Santorum at last night’s White House gala.
(via howtacky)
THAT’S MY 22ND BIRTHDAY.
Damn, I’m too old to sneak in on the straight side and start picking off cameramen…